Sitcom Pie

Last night we just sort of blurted these out. Besides the Three Stooges, who would have thought pie would be so funny?

“There’s pie?” —Jake, Two and a Half Men

“Hey, that’s my pie phone!” —Jim, 8 Simple Rules

“That’s a lot of pie!” —Denise, The Cosby Show

“I’m a lean, mean, fighting machine. I’m a lean, mean, fighting machine. I’m a robot. Robots are cool. Green Lantern fought a robot. I love Green Lantern. I love pie. Mmmmmm, pie. Wait why am I thinking about pie? I’m supposed to be thinking about something else. Does it rhyme with pie? Fly, by, cry, die, pie? Pie! No. Pie, Green Lantern, Fighting robot, fighting machine, me. I’m a lean, mean, fighting machine. I’m a lean, mean, fighting machine.” —Reese, Malcolm in the Middle

I’m sure there are more, but these came to us right away.