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Dan: I choked on my science teacher because the voices told me to.

Sherree: I kicked my science teacher because I'm sexy and do what I want.

Pick the month you were born in

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on

1--a birdbath
2--a monster
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a Mexican
6--a gangster
7--my cell phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13--a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19--myself
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an iPod
29--a permanent marker
30--a llama
31--a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White--because I'm cool like that.
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green--because I hate myself.
Purple--because I'm cool.
Gray--because I was drunk.
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--because I hate my family.
Brown--because I was high.
Other--because I'm a ninja.
None--because I cant control myself.

What is your crazy sentence?

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I danced with myself because the voices told me to.

I had lunch with a llama because that�s how I roll.

i murderes your mum because im sexy and i do what i want

I danced the Macarena with Chuck Norris because I hate myself.

i murdered my science teacher cause im sexy and i do wat i want!!

i smoked chuck norris because I am sexy and I do what I want ;)

i danced with a pickle because i was drunk....
LOL

I had lunch with a squirrel because I was high.
I had lunch with a squirrel because the voices told me to.
I did the Macarena with my cell phone because I'm a ninja.
I murdered a llama because I'm NOT a homosexual.

I smoked a homeless guy becaise I'm NOT a homosexual

i kicked a monster becaues that how i roll

umm, I had a lunch with a Mexican because I'm cool like that!
X)

I kicked my cellphone because that's how i roll

I sang to an Ipod because im a ninja

I Sang to a pickle because I'm a ninja! LoOoL!!

I choked on a cell phone because I hate myself.

I kicked a stuffed animal because I was drunk.

I kicked a stuffed animal because I was drunk!

i kicked a spoon because thats how i roll

I murdered a phone because I hate myself.

i kicked a fork because I was drunk.

I murdered my sister because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

06/26 - yellow

I sang to a goat because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

I kicked a fork because thats how i roll?
wow.

I dry-humped my brother because I'm NOT a homosexual

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